Note to the Recently of Age.. Lapdances are not Free!

Strip clubs pretty much have two rules. Don't touch the dancers,
and when "Cherry Pie" fades out and "Pour Some Sugar On Me" starts up,
your lap dance is over. Last Tuesday that second rule was learned the
hard way by two New Mexico teens making their first trip to an
Albuquerque area "exotic dance club." Craig
Everett and Malik Wakji, both 18, were hanging out in Fantasy World's
VIP room with Orchid and Carmela when the music stopped and their bill
came due. And their damage for sitting through 41 consecutive songs? Almost $2500.

Telemarketing Defence...

Been troubled by telemarketers? Well, in liu of the "sorry, wrong
number" trick, there's a script availiable to assist you in your
telemarketing endeavours.

The Direct Marketing sector
regards the telephone as one of its most successful tools. Consumers
experience telemarketing from a completely different point of
view: more than 92% perceive commercial telephone calls as a
violation of privacy.

Three Years of Gas Prices...

For those of you feeling nostalgic, here's the chart of the average gas
prices in London vs the average gas prices in Detroit for the past
three years.. It's still defiantely worth tanking up with "cheap"
gas on the yankee side of the border, if you find yourself down that
way.. If you're driving from London to Det simply for the cheap
gas, you've probably hit diminishing returns. :)

Is it time for a horse yet?

Man Fed up with Gas prices - Rides Horse to work..

Remember
when I was talking about making the saturn hamster-powered? Well,
in talking with friends earlier today, we were discussing the
advantages of horse and buggy transport. We decided that it's not
really appropriate for rapid zips around town, but would
defiantely make all of the longer trips into a scenic mini-vacation
unto themselves..

MINOT,
N.D. (AP) - Jim Jundt was so determined to rein in his spending on
gasoline that he got out of bed early and rode his 14-year-old
quarterhorse mare to work.

At the Western Fair...

Ok. So there's no big names at the Western Fair this year..
However... There are a couple gems hidden in the lineup..
First off, there's Helix (Gimme an R.. O.. C..
K... and the unforgettable "white lace, black leather").
Yay, helix!

Helix
Time: 7:30 pm

Gas Prices..

One word. OUCH!!!

From the LFpress:

The regulated price increases meant gas was retailing in St. John's at about $1.34.

In Charlottetown, the price rose as high as $1.36.

In Halifax it was at $1.39.

Those heading out to coastal Labrador had to be ready to dig
deep. Gas there was going for almost $1.63 a litre.

Up and running - Sorta

Well, it would appear that the stuffclub has weathered yet another
server kaboom, however, the last DB backup that I could find was from
April 10th, so we've reset the clock a wee bit, but it's still better
than nothing.

This time around, the stuffclub is hosted on it's own server, and has a
whole bunch of juicy bandwidth at it's disposal.

Comment Spam...

Due to the fact that I've spent the last half-hour culling comment spam (and I've got more than a wee bit left to go), anonymous comment posting is history. I'm not going to get into a game of whack-a-mole with attempting to ban the ip's associated with it, so this seemed simpler.

There is a side effect to this though.. Your account now actually does something. :) If you've lost your account, there should be a recovery system, and if you still have problems, e-mail me at stuffclub @ gmail dot com (remove spaces and sub the . for "dot").

Sluggy!

Ok, this kills me.. hehehehe!

Ok. I'm easily amused.. But if you want to kill a few days, hit Sluggy Freelance from the beginning.. Hell, I still haven't made it all the way through. :)

Hookers...

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say "HI there little boy!!"

One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always wave at him with their pinkies...she replies "well...that is what size we imagine your penis to be...it is just a joke!"

The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all his fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and says "HI THERE LADIES!

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