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Ok Ladies..  You know at some time or another you've listened to Yanni, and just wished that your man was as sensitive as he was, while your man was happy wishing that Yanni would fall off of a tall cliff.

Fact is,  your man is probably right..  Yanni is up on domestic abuse charges.. 

From the Smoking Gun's writeup:  

        The woman, whose name has been redacted from the report by cops, told investigators that Christopher asked her to move out during dinner and that when the pair returned home, the musician verbally abused her, calling her a "cunt" and "whore." He also allegedly told her that she was "garbage" and, as such, "should be packing her things in garbage bags." The woman said Christopher slapped her in the face as they argued. When cops arrived, they noticed that her upper lip was swollen and split open and that there was a small amount of dried blood on her lower lip. They also noted redness on both her forearms and that she appeared visibly upset and was crying and shaking.
 

 And this isn't Joey Buttafuco..  This is frickin Yanni. 

If there's nothing else in the world that should make you appreciate your man more on Steak and BJ day (upcoming on March 14th, btw), it should be that he isn't Yanni.  Be glad.  For many, many reasons.

 Hell, I betcha he's glad he's not Yanni too.